Day 29: Prank call someone about Jesus in a southern accent
On the day of my new-found sobriety, I placed a call that was very close to my heart regarding the state of an entirely random person’s soul. I explained to the female voice on the other end of the line, the over-powering emotion of my conversion. My appeal moved the lady to such an extent that she offered a gift of twenty dollars to hear her prayer said on the radio. However, the prayer we heard was so personal, and selfless that we agreed to say her prayer on the radio free of charge.
And may the lord bless each and everyone you on this glorious summer evening,
The very reverent - Reverend Ross
The above commentary is courtesy of our friend Matt Ross, who is our guest blogger for the day. Brenda and I are not very good at Southern accents, nor are we very good at not laughing at funny shit. Although I was pretty impressed that Brenda even talked to this lady on the phone (as Matt’s assistant). I almost peed my pants, I had to run to the bathroom. This lady was ready to give us her bank account information to put her prayer on the radio. Her prayer was that everyone who doesn’t have jobs, get jobs… very sweet of her, so we said her prayer for free (as Matt mentioned). Shit, funniest night ever. We will have Matt guest blog more often, but he already said he wouldn’t do the cigarette day. Dammit. —Chelsie and Brenda